Inscriptions on Desks

I've been doing a lot of class observations lately in fulfillment of my role as Director of First-Year Writing. As I sit in the back of the classroom for these observations, I decided to collect the epigrammatic statements that students write on the backs of desk chairs (line breaks in original):

• I hate school
• Gun Town
• Ballin'
• KΣ
  is the
  SHIT!
• Fuck
  this
  class