Merlin's Lists of Five Things

Oh! I am laughing so hard my sides are hurting, I'm crying, snorting, and afraid I'm going to wake up my roommate. Some guy has a blog with lists of five things, and it is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while--right up there with Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. My favorite lists are, in no particular order:

• Five odd things my hateful stepfather consumed in large quantities
• Five words I'd like to hear the Pope use in everyday conversation
• Five things I've considered arbitrarily becoming very opinionated about
• Five fake names for defecating
• Five “Brady Bunch” Characters (and what sometimes make me fear I'm a little like each of them)
• Five great reasons to buy a Hummer™

Via Household Opera.