Dance, puppet! Dance!

At the ATM in my bank, I found this:

I thought, cool, a find, I'll blog about it. So then I went to Hollywood Video, because I had a coupon, and, despite having never before bought candy at a video store, I was overcome with a craving for a Sparkle Jerry Cherry Laffy Taffy. I grabbed it, paid for it, and opened it as soon as I got in the car. Then I looked at that envelope on my passenger seat, mocking me. I ate the whole 42.5 gram bar of taffy in under a minute.